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Insane man wearing jeans

A CLEARLY disturbed man has chosen to wear full-length trousers rather than shorts, it has emerged.

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Man sleeps with woman to prevent second date

A MAN who wanted to avoid the awkwardness of turning a woman down after their first date achieved the same result by having sex with her instead. 

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