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Irish pub chain to open in Arctic Circle

DRUNKEN polar bears will be able to get piss-poor pints of Guinness in sub-zero theme pubs after proving their Irishness.

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Germany axed

Angela Merkel said the massive European nation must pay the price for things that happened when none of the people who currently live there were alive.

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