Subscribe

Joy of spring curtailed by remembering it pisses it down throughout

BRITAIN’S brief joy at the arrival of spring has ceased after remembering that it will rain solidly for two months of it. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Single policeman 'could cover whole UK if they tried hard enough'

ONE policeman could adequately cover the whole UK if they put their back into it, the home secretary has said. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›