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Koala doesn’t understand why it can’t be cute and horny at the same time

THE koala that chased a female quad biker believes it is possible to be simultaneously adorable and sexually aroused.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Work goes like a dream today. One of those dreams you have when you pass out fully dressed on a friend’s couch after two bottles of ouzo.

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