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Leonardo DiCaprio has a yacht. Therefore we must f**k the environment. By Roy Hobbs

SO-CALLED ‘environmentalist’ Leonardo DiCaprio has a big yacht. Therefore we must make Earth uninhabitable. It’s the only rational response to a single act of hypocrisy by a celebrity.

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Nadine Dorries' guide to lazy girl jobs

HEARD about lazy girl jobs? They’re roles with low effort, low stress and lots of flexibility, which is right up my street. Here’s my guide to the top five.

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