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London skyline renamed 'the Gigantic Metal Cocks of Doom'

LONDON is to become dominated by enormous menacing robotic penises thrusting into the sky, planners have confirmed. 

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Brexit now bigger mess than Stone Roses second album

BRITONS fear Brexit and its eventual delivery will be a disjointed mess that will make the Stone Roses’ Second Coming seem good. 

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