Subscribe

Make plastic bags a quid and give us the money, say turtles

TURTLES have told the government to stop messing around, raise the plastic bag charge to £1 and send the cash straight to them. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Red-faced old men demand army adverts aimed at them

OVERWEIGHT middle-aged men who the army could not use even to soak up bullets have demanded recruitment ads be aimed directly at them. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›