Man finds least dirty plate to put frozen pizza onto

A MAN has had to examine all four of his dirty plates to see which one is clean enough to put a pizza on.

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Woman’s biological Facebook clock is ticking

WOMEN over 30 are increasingly aware their biological Facebook clock is ticking so they best get married and have kids while it is fashionable.

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