Man forced to do half-arsed job at home due to Storm Ciarán

AN office worker has been forced to lazily send just two emails from home today due to Storm Ciarán.

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Red Arrows drew dick pics in sky

THE Red Arrows display team harassed women by drawing enormous representations of their penises across the sky, an investigation has found.

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