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Man swimming with dolphins thought they would do more

A MAN swimming with dolphins thought they would do more, he has confirmed.

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Heads down until Christmas, scum

THE UK has been told to get to work and shut the fuck up for the next four months until its next allotted happiness break at Christmas. 

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