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Meat-Eaters To Finally Be Treated Like Smokers

MEAT-eaters are, at long last, to be treated like smokers, it has been confirmed.

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Iceland Begins Desperate Search For New Cheesey Gristle Supplier

ICELAND has begun the search for a new supplier of thin slabs of gristle covered with a slice of processed yellow dairy product.

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