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Men die of horniness in one-day heatwave

YESTERDAY’S 24-hour heatwave claimed the lives of nine men who were overwhelmed by sex thoughts.

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Camping for a week resets body clock to half-past insane

SPENDING a week in a tent is long enough for you to believe that it was actually a good idea in the first place.

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