Most Mammals Now Bloated And Inefficient, Say Experts

OVER 50% of mammals need to outsource their core functions to a private contractor or face extinction, according to a right-wing biodiversity survey.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Oiks Terrified

BRITAIN'S oiks were last night on the brink of surrender.

Checking article access…