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No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor

NOBODY is admitting that the awful weather we wanted but is turning out to be a huge pain in the arse is the perfect metaphor for Brexit, it has been confirmed.

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What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?

WITH Love Island at an end, ITV2 desperately needs more programmes that aren’t repeats of Family Guy. So what’s coming up next?

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