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North Yorkshire to be burned for fuel

NORTH Yorkshire is to be set on fire so the rest of the UK can have a hot bath.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) Splash out on a massage, restaurant trip, bunch of flowers or massage with happy ending this week. You’ve earned it. 

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