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Northern gibbons are lazy thieves, say scientists

PRIMATES from the northern half of rainforests are more likely to be dishonest than their southerly counterparts, scientists have claimed.

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Kids who eat pizza 'do not ask lots of smart-arse questions'

FAT, happy children who eat pizza do not waste time asking annoying, smart-arse questions, research has discovered.

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