Northerners bloody glad they didn't go all the way to Oslo for a bit of red sky

NORTHERNERS who saw the Aurora Borealis last night are bloody glad they did not go all the way to Scandinavia for it.

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Shitty Shein scorpion breaks after first sting

A LOW-QUALITY scorpion found in a Shein parcel has fallen apart after its first and only sting, it has emerged.

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