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Please don’t throw us, beg snails

SNAILS have asked gardeners to kindly not lob them over the fence.

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Weekend will not be sticky and bothersome, says Britain

BRITAIN is absolutely positive the weekend heatwave will be free of discomfort, arguments and the doing of too many things.

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