Pony does not really see himself as meat

WILD pony Tom Logan has revealed ambitions other than becoming pie filling.

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Billionaire tycoon running Arsenal 'like a business'

AMERICAN investor Stan Kroenke is treating Arsenal like some sort of investment, according to angry fans.

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