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Queen irritated by people who don't do anything

THE Queen has confessed being irritated by people who do nothing their whole lives but sit around giving well-meaning speeches. 

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Every female organism on earth to get divorced after hearing new Adele song

EVERY human woman, female mammal, insect, fish and multi-cellular organism on the planet is to split with its partner after hearing Adele’s new single.

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