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Rat feeling pressure to become super rat

A RAT has been left depressed by reports of so-called ‘super rats’.

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Psychic Bob: Have your first bite of mince pie before pulling a disgusted face and spitting it out

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) NASA probe Pioneer 11 enters your sign this week, beaming footage of the time you wet yourself in the school play back to cheering scientists at Mission Control.

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