Recycling carefully sorted into big green tub full of completely random shit

A WOMAN has painstakingly sorting her recyclable waste into a plastic container full of assorted and extremely disparate shit. 

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Laurence Fox, and other celebrities it's nice to be having a little holiday from

YOU only notice how pleasant it is to be without them when their ubiquity stops and we’re relieved from their relentless presence. These celebrities should carry on being quiet: 

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