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Rolling into a ball not as good as running like f*ck, hedgehogs told

A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened.

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Police set up fantasy avatar squad

POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games.

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