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Save The Planet For Us, Say Selfish, Undeserving Little Turds

MILLIONS of children are urging world leaders to invest in new ways of generating electricity for the mobile phones and games consoles they are glued to every minute of the fucking day.

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But The Real Word Is Full Of Poor People, Say Bankers

BANKERS last night rejected calls to live in the real world insisting it was full of badly-dressed poor people with only one house.

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