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Scientists discover crabs can swear

CRABS are capable of verbalising obscenities, it has emerged.

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Scots will get constitutional right to blame Thatcher

CITIZENS of an independent Scotland will have a constitutional right to blame bad things on Mrs Thatcher.

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