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So apparently we weren't meant to look directly at the sun?

OKAY, apparently I missed something in yesterday’s eclipse coverage? Why did nobody mention it was a bad idea to stare directly into the sun for 90 seconds?

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Clacton being made to look stupid, says racist pensioner next to crazy golf course

A RESIDENT of Clacton-on-Sea feels the by-election sparked by its grifting, usually absent MP is making the depressing, anachronistic resort look bad.

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