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South East introduces hosepipe ban

EMERGENCY water conservation measures are being implemented in the South East just to show Northerners how much better it is down there.

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Psychic Bob: They secretly call you 'the goose'

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) Like all Sagittarians, you love to be the ‘centaur’ of attention! Also you are a human/horse hybrid born of an ungodly liaison. 

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