Stop hosting bird orgies, says RSPB

THE Royal Society for the Protection of Birds has urged Britain to ban filthy avian sex parties in the sanctity of their gardens.

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Greggs, B&M, a flat-roofed pub: where to take tourists to see the real Britain

FORGET Big Ben and Buckingham Palace. If you want to show tourists what Britain is really like, take them to these places:

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