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Storm creates no problems for people who just wanted to stay in and get drunk

PEOPLE who had just wanted to stay at home and drink while watching TV have confirmed the storm was not a problem.

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Search for end of Sellotape enters second day

THE search for the end of a roll of Sellotape has entered its 25th hour.

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