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Sun will not set this evening

THE sun is to beat down on the country for a punishing 48 hours without reprieve, scientists have confirmed.

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Man is boob man, bum man and if he's honest, fanny man

A MAN prefers not to rule out liking any specific bits of a woman, he has explained.

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