That's enough sun for this year, says Britain

THE public has had its fill of the sun and is happy to spend the rest of 2026 in perpetual darkness, they have confirmed.

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What an ideal semi-final tie for me, a man still not over the Falklands War

By Nathan Muir, England fan, amateur historian and committed xenophobe

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