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The sound of flip-flops, and other annoying side effects of hot weather

TRYING to relax in wonderful sunshine but instead just irritated? It’s because high temperatures have these unfortunate side-effects: 

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I'm 95 years old. F**k off out of it with your Royal Yacht

by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second

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