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There are no records of temperatures, Met Office admits

THE Met Office has admitted it does not keep weather records because it seemed like a really boring thing to do.

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Good performance at work to be rewarded with stickers

MEETING or exceeding work targets is now being recognised with a range of shiny stickers.

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