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Ticks struggling with self-esteem

THE majority of ticks have a poor self-image, it has been claimed.

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Assad selects hole in which to be captured

SYRIA’s President Assad has chosen the hole in the ground that he will be discovered hiding in this autumn, it has emerged.

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