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Tory donor kills lion but still fails to get full erection

MILLIONAIRE banker Sir David Scholey remains unable to achieve an erect penis despite shooting bullets into a lion, it has emerged.

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Bid to keep rugby fans in New Zealand

THERE have been fresh calls to detain Britain’s diehard rugby fans in New Zealand for the rest of their lives.

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