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Trampolines magnificent in flight, agrees Britain

THERE are few sights more majestic to behold than the humble trampoline swooping and soaring high overhead, Britain has agreed. 

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The Met Office has asked the public to be on tornado watch. So I cannot work this morning

STORM Isha has devastated Britain. The whole country is under a weather alert and the public is on tornado watch. So, in all conscience, I cannot work. 

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