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Warhammer demon thing apologises for wearing fur

A CHAOS Daemon from space wargame Warhammer 40,000 has shamefacedly yielded to PETA’s request to remove fur from its armour.

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Local handyman forced to accept some jobs are too big or small

A LOCAL odd job man has been forced to admit that certain tasks are too big or small for him.

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