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Water voles propose new food chain

ENDANGERED water voles have designed a revised food chain where nothing eats them.

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Brian Sewell's transfer window round-up

WHILST scanning the arts supplements for the latest atrocities to be strewn across the nation’s canvasses I noticed the rear pages describing football transfers. I summarise them thusly:

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