We don't give a f**k what the Queen says, confirm all other countries

THE leaders of 25 of the world’s biggest countries have confirmed the words of an irrelevant hangover from the Middle Ages are not important to them. 

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'Supply chain issues,' explains man who didn't get girlfriend any birthday presents

A MAN who forgot his girlfriend’s birthday has blamed the crisis affecting the global supply chain for her lack of presents. 

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