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What to do if someone is having a non-heatwave conversation: An emergency guide

RIGHT now, everyone should be talking about the heatwave to the exclusion of all other topics. Here’s how to intervene quickly and safely if anything else is discussed: 

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Answer to question 'Can London get any worse?' predictably 'Yes'

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