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Winter enters 18th fucking month

WINTER has entered its 18th consecutive fucking month, the Met Office has confirmed. 

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Are you drunk in the office?

ARE you just having a bit of a relaxed morning in the office, or have you inadvertently rolled into work blind drunk? Take our quiz to find out. 

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