Woman attempts to shag autumn

29th September 2025

A WOMAN is so in love with autumn she has attempted to take it home and f**k it, concerned friends have confirmed.

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Why celebrities with musical training on Strictly are massive f**king cheats, by Nikki Hollis, aged 47

27th September 2025

Nikki is a mother of three who still has a bad knee from a Zumba class in 2016

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