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Woman merges with pleather sofa

HEATWAVE temperatures have made a woman become a single entity with her ‘pleather’ sofa. 

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I won, so Binface now faces a parliamentary investigation over a £5m donation. That is how elections work

I TRIUMPHED in the Clacton by-election, therefore Count Binface must face the Parliamentary Standards Committee. Because that is democracy in action.

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