Won't someone stop these Just Stop Oil scum giving me an erection?

By retired accountant Roy Hobbs

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Race no barrier to being an unpopular Tory prime minister, UK confirms

BRITISH people are proud to live in a country where race is no longer a barrier to being an overprivileged, out-of-touch Conservative leader.

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