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Zoology admits defeat over cocks, tits and beavers

BEAVERS are to be renamed ‘riverdogs’ after zoologists finally conceded defeat to the overwhelming forces of sexual innuendo.

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If The Answer Is Vince Cable Then I'm Moving To France, Says Everyone

IF the answer to Britain's economic problems is Vince Cable then what are the schools like in the Dordogne, it was claimed last night.

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