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'All you can eat' diners excited to eat same amount as in regular restaurant

A GROUP of friends paying for unlimited amounts of food are thrilled about only being able to eat as much as they would normally. 

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'He gets a free castle now': Sadistic things to tell gammons who hate Sadiq Khan

LONDON mayor Sadiq Khan has been knighted, prompting outrage from gammons. Since they’re utterly obsessed with him, here’s what to sadistically tell them…

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