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Fancy bread doesn't even fit in toaster

A LOAF of artisanal no-knead sourdough bread is too fancy to fit in a toaster, it has been confirmed. 

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Johnson is to Corbyn as the Joker is to Batman, Labour admits

THE Labour party has admitted that Boris Johnson does to Jeremy Corbyn exactly what the Joker does to Batman. 

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