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Bag of quinoa in man's cupboard outlasts three girlfriends

A HALF-USED bag of quinoa in a kitchen cupboard has outlasted its owner’s last three relationships, he has realised. 

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'My only consolation is that whoever follows me will be far worse'

by Theresa May

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