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Britain experiences first documented case of barbecue fatigue

A HOSPITAL has admitted the first-ever British man suffering from a debilitating sickness of barbecuing every bloody weekend. 

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We ask you: How can England stop Haaland tonight?

TONIGHT, England play Erling Haaland and his Norwegian chums in the quarter-final of the World Cup. How can he possibly be stopped? 

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