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Christmas pudding, and other festive treats nobody has actually wanted for years

BEGINNING with a oversized dry turkey, Christmas is a catalogue of foodstuffs avoided every other day of the year. And yet you gorged on all these:  

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Five boyfriends you've brought home at Christmas and how badly it went

THE post-Christmas lull is the ideal time to try out yet another new boyfriend on your family to see what they think. It can’t go worse than these five: 

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